I believe that I should be allowed to stay in this English class because I am visiting from another planet called Hehamaba. This visit is for the sole purpose of taking an English class to learn how to use the English language and methods of documenting reality. The leaders from Hehamaba greatly admire the English language and wish to make it the official language of Hehamaba. Hehamaba’s leaders have great power and the ability to protect or destroy anything or anyone they want. They wish to make peace with earth and especially the United States in order to make the universe a better place. Due to the urgency for more peace in the universe, the leaders gave me only this year to accomplish this task. If I go back without completing the course (therefore not able to teach them thouroughly), I will be killed on the spot. Also, I fear that this will cause animosity against planet earth from the leaders of Hehamaba. That could make for a very grave situation.
In case it is not enough that I will be ruthlessly murdered and earth will be in severe danger, I have a few other reasons why I would be the best one to stay in this class. First of all, I have only missed one class, which was due to illness (the Hehamaba ruther virus). In all of the classes I have attended, I have never been tardy. I have completed all assignments on time and to the best of my ability. I may not always participate by expressing my opinion (due to the Hehamaba shyness gene), but I am always alert in class and aware of what is going on.
To wrap up, I would just like to express how much I value my life and wish for peace among the universe. I have enjoyed my stay on earth and I do not wish any harm to happen to this planet. I truly value the knowledge I have gained in this class. What a great opportunity it would be to complete the course, continue living, and share my knowledge with the Hehamaba’s leaders in order to bring peace to all. Pick me, how could it not be a good choice?
